Heads-up! It's the bad guys!

Sometimes, just when we least expect it, a crisis lands in our lap. Some of us aren't prepared and won't know what to do. Others, however, are ready to spring into action at a moment's notice...

There are many things Monkeys do not do. They generally don't moo. They also don't talk or (unless coerced) wear pants. This Monkey is special, and Peter has perceived its special qualities.

Children won't sleep? Worried they might not grow up to become good consumers? Worry no more! With our guaranteed lullaby, your children will fall into a stupor so deep you know they'll be brainwashed forever!

It's a very merry Christmas on the Malex Minute this year! At least nothing too horrible goes wrong this time...

Episode 093, wherein Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus receive a package. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

In this festive, holiday-themed Bucking Sailboat, this character* issues a statement.

What happens when Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus finally appear on screen together for the very first time? MADNESS, that's what! Please remember to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for more of The Malex Minute!

Malex relaunches his show with Linus, Snufflefungus, and Mara! DOESN'T HE REALIZE THIS IS A BAD IDEA?! Remember, please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for more of The Malex Minute!