Ohioville 9: Nightly News

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3h14m
Published: 2019 - Present
Tagged: Comedy, Talking Head
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Welcome to Ohioville, everyone's favorite place, which is completely real and not made up at all!¹

Ohioville 9 — our local television station — has everything you could ever want, from breaking news to human interest stories. And even tips on staying alive in our dangerous, dangerous world!

If that sounds fantastic, and we're pretty sure it does, check out Ohioville 9: Nightly News today!

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When You Fail At Bribery
Ohioville 9 is local news from a parallel universe. In this installment, Patricia and Travis hit a snag when Linda from HR refuses to tell them what happened to Jeremy and Autumn. What can our heroes do to convince her to help?
Is this YOUR finger?
Ohioville 9 is local news from a parallel universe. Unfortunately, something has gone horribly wrong at our friendly neighborhood television station. Patricia and Travis set out to investigate. What will they find? Watch and see!
Ancient Burial Sites, Child Labor, Ancient Squirrels & More!
Local news from a parallel universe. Join the Ohioville 9 News Team as we contemplate the ultimate fate of the bones under the North Market parking lot, discuss the recent uptick in abusive and (illegal?) child labor practices, and so much more!
Diseased Raw Water, Screaming Gingerbread Man & More!
Local news from a parallel universe. Join the Ohioville 9 News Team as we examine the case of the diseased raw water, the Celebrity Cruises Corpse Cooler Caper, and much more!
Tacoma Tuberculosis Terror, Monopoly Sword Fight, Screaming Plants & More!
Local news from a parallel universe. Join the Ohioville 9 News Team as we examine the case of TB Mary's reign of terror, a board game that spirals into a samurai sword fight, prison guards using children's music as cruel and unusual punishment, and so much more!
Train Derailment Update, Peanut Butter Is A Liquid, Bobcat Evicts Dog and More!
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Uncontrollable Burning, Illegal Monkeys, Tattooed Cat and More!
If you encounter a cat with tattoos, caution is advised.
Banking Crisis, Child Brides, Cocaine Cat and More!
May Silicon Valley Bank rest in pieces.
Yo-Yo Car Sales, Dyed Birds, Haunted Roads and More!
Dyed laughing?
Bottomless Pit, Dead Groundhog, Depresshire Cat and More!
Well isn't THIS a cheery episode! Keep on the sunny side of life and enjoy these uplifting stories.
Fraudulent Founder Flees, Robots Defeated Using Cardboard, Embattled Sandwich Artist and More!
Another day, another batch of inexplicable news from the alternate universe of Ohioville. Check it out and let us know what you think!
Episode Fourteen: Smart Appliances, Lead in Baby Food, Cryptid Pets and More!
We're very excited to introduce a new segment: Viewer Calls! It's for real too. Call and leave a voicemail for us to use in another episode of Ohioville 9 Nightly News! (614-665-8623 Option 9)
Episode Thirteen: Bomb Bots, Killer Cobras, Kanye West, and More!
Were you worried about Killer Robots? Us too! We've got all the news you need from the strange and wonderful world of Ohioville. Check it out in this unsettling edition of Ohioville 9 Nightly News!
Episode Twelve: Stick Horse, Bomber Bots, Clowns, and More!
This episode is especially disturbing!
Episode Eleven: Inflation, Paper Towels, Giant Duck and More!
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Episode Ten: Billionaire Buys Twitter, Democracy, and More!
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Episode Nine: Sturgeon General, Dog Whisperer, and More!
This one's a doozy, folks. You'd better keep an eye out and your heads covered until the sturgeon attacks stop.
Episode Eight: Crimedash, Bigfoot, and More!
This week we get all the good news updates.
Episode Seven: Slapping Spree, Red vs. Blue, and More!
In this, the epic seventh episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about children turning to lives of crime, charitable causes emptying the wallets of the involuntarily generous, and much more!
Episode Six: Brood X Cicadas, Traffic Updates, Twin Cats, and More!
In the sixth episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about the invasion of Cicadas, we'll hear the first ever traffic reports from Travis, and our dark humor turns a little more... fecal than usual.
Episode Five: Ash Ketchum's Troubles Worsen, Money from Heaven, and More!
In the fifth episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear more shocking details about our friend Ash Ketchum, we'll hear some very reliable reports of money flying down from the sky, and we'll see and hear a lot of things that we can never unsee... and never unhear.
Episode Four: Trouble in Mayberry, Ash Ketchum Under Fire, and More!
In the fourth episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about the many troubles our doppelgängers have to deal with. That pesky alternate reality! So many troubles! (And so many doppelgängers!)
Episode Three: Boeing's Woes, Sinkhole Patch, and More!
On this, the third episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we receive an important update on the goings-on around Ohioville, our favorite place in the universe! Thank goodness it's an alternate universe, because otherwise we might have a problem!
Episode Two: Coronavirus, Falling Snakes, and more!
In this latest edition of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, our hosts break with reality once again so as to deliver only the MOST IMPORTANT information to your face. Watch it!
Episode One: Impeachment, Weird Animals, and More!
If watching the news in our universe is as crazy as it obviously is, what would it be like to watch the news in Ohioville? One word: Lunacy.

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