This one's a doozy, folks. You'd better keep an eye out and your heads covered until the sturgeon attacks stop.

This week we get all the good news updates.

In this, the epic seventh episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about children turning to lives of crime, charitable causes emptying the wallets of the involuntarily generous, and much more!

If you exist, you know families are weird. But does your family include an egotistical laptop and an unreasonably happy fluff ball? This one does, and predictable chaos ensues.

Linus the Laptop decides it's time to do something about Malex's singleness. Will Malex finally find love?! (Hint: no.)

Behold! The return of an unspeakably dangerous ancient creature: one of the Riding Squirrels of yore. I assure you, this is a very bad sign.

Our first Fable begins! Join Pearl, Shadow, Jaren, Norren, and Renya as they settle into the start of their voyage on the Airship Hiril where mysteries haunt their every step. What secrets are they hiding? What and where is the legendary Dragon Gem? And does the Sarrabian Prince aim to show off his Airship? Or start a war with it?

The party finds themselves together, going down. It seems everyone wants the same Gem, but can they all trust one another to keep it safe and not die in the process?

After landing, our heroes begin the task of making good their escape and surviving the wild places of Sarrabia. Do some of the party know more than they're sharing? Will they escape the ensuing wrath of the Prince? And just how dangerous is the Dragon Gem known as The End?