This one's a doozy, folks. You'd better keep an eye out and your heads covered until the sturgeon attacks stop.

This week we get all the good news updates.

In this, the epic seventh episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about children turning to lives of crime, charitable causes emptying the wallets of the involuntarily generous, and much more!

In the sixth episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear about the invasion of Cicadas, we'll hear the first ever traffic reports from Travis, and our dark humor turns a little more... fecal than usual.

In the fifth episode of Ohioville Nine Nightly News, we'll hear more shocking details about our friend Ash Ketchum, we'll hear some very reliable reports of money flying down from the sky, and we'll see and hear a lot of things that we can never unsee... and never unhear.

Our first Fable begins! Join Pearl, Shadow, Jaren, Norren, and Renya as they settle into the start of their voyage on the Airship Hiril where mysteries haunt their every step. What secrets are they hiding? What and where is the legendary Dragon Gem? And does the Sarrabian Prince aim to show off his Airship? Or start a war with it?

The party finds themselves together, going down. It seems everyone wants the same Gem, but can they all trust one another to keep it safe and not die in the process?

After landing, our heroes begin the task of making good their escape and surviving the wild places of Sarrabia. Do some of the party know more than they're sharing? Will they escape the ensuing wrath of the Prince? And just how dangerous is the Dragon Gem known as The End?

The Fabled Five start off the session shopping! Or Stealing? It's unclear, but what is clear is that there is a little girl that needs saved! Yes, right now in the middle of everything that is happening. The party daringly delve into the dark Death Dale in hopes of maybe making an ally for saving the little girl. Or maybe they do it out of the goodness of their hearts! Who knows? This Dungeon Master Definitely Doesn't.