I've never been in a hardware store for fun. Whenever I'm in a hardware store, I'm there because something dreadful is happening in my life, and I need a special tool to make it stop.

This poor fellow may be having a bad day already, but it's about to get far, FAR worse.

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• https://freesound.org/s/332407/
• https://freesound.org/s/444750/