Here's the tale of the weird pest control incident that never happened.

Welcome to our humble abode and don't forget to lock the door behind you when you come in

It's autumn and stuff, Momomomomomom!

#Excuses #Relatable... Let me know if it's relatable to you? Lol... And stay well, everyone.

UPDATES AND NEWS! WOOHOO!

Lewis takes over as the cutest vlogger ever

Many buts & ums = bums Also ... Possibly turning into a gaming channel?? Susie is excited.

Yesterday's adventures at the park & whatnot! Meet my baby Lewis!

If my awkward vlogs were as old as how many there are, they'd be old enough to drink.

Today Susie learns that breathing is difficult, excitement can be misleading, and sassily talking about such things might be a fun way to turn a grumpy day around!

Help keep me accountable as I get stuff done todaaay, ayyyy? :D And dang it, candy. Why so hard to open? Also, today we learn that watching a pregnant woman do dishes with one hand is far less entertaining than it sounds.

Lol enjoy the update even though it's a little boringish! :D

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! Enjoy a taste of the regular Markley kitchen aftermath from a grand Thanksgiving feast!

Susie takes a peek into this day's activities of her family. Preeeetty average vlogaroooooo! =D Enjoy! :D

Susie and Gabe discuss facts that may or may not be nonsense, they recount stories of heroic snowman slaying, and Susie blackmails Gabe based on his use of alcohol. XD ENJOY!

Update: Susie AND Gabe's wife are both pregnant... With the SAME DUE DATE!

Geez Susie & Drew... Ramble and mumble much?? Lotsa subtitles. XD (Well I couldn't just turn that awesome ragtime music down, now could I?!)

There's not a lot to say about this one. Celery is rly tasty tho yum. (Beginning is a cover of Counting Stars by One Republic.. Partially. Also bloopers XD)

Best friends all text each other like this, not just us. Right? ...Right?! ...Also, Let's work together towards an intervention of my friends and family texting like this when they drive.

Yesterday's piecemeal adventures... � ehh, just enjoy the stupidity.

If you're a procrastinator too, you should let me know in the comments. Maybe later, though? Okay.

Yard sales and roadkill? I don't even know anymore � Let me know in the comments if you love or hate yard sales... Peter, you too.

Gabe and I might be twins. Anyway, this is a completely candid and 100% normal texting conversation for us.

I really don't know what to say about this vlog. I'm sorry maybe? Tell me how your Memorial Day was! If you want to. It's whatever.

Roadtrips are made so much shorter when you keep yourself busy. I should vlog on the road more often.. � Also, my baby nephew has stolen my heart. ����

A day in the life of me and my bro Pete. � Work before play. Was an awesome day! ���

I'm not great at music either. Cool cool. It's ok. I know. But man I love my Uke. I recommend checking out Twenty One Pilots album, Blurry Face. ���

So I might be awkward and bad at this for now, but hopefully you can laugh at m- I mean with me. I mean I hopefully make you laugh. Whatever. � COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PARTS. Or what you'd like to see! Update from vlog: I AM AN AUNT! � Can't wait to be a crazy awesome aunt and meet my baby nephew. �

This video is 5 times funnier if you imagine that I'm talking to a stuffed pet or something. Like seriously, what am I looking at?! I promise I don't do drugs, kids... Headaches are pretty similar though sometimes.

A day in the life of Susay, hour by hour.... enjoy??? Enjoy. Enjoy!! Lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯